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Natalie Buoy
December 14, 1995
Rancho Alamitos

May my blog bring you happiness,
joy and laughter

WITH A SIDE DISH OF EVIL

Converse with me, you ignorant fools

nattelicious
April/22/14
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

April/22/14
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fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

April/22/14
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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

April/22/14
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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

April/22/14
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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

April/22/14
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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

April/22/14
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pussyclestroyer:

fight 

image

April/22/14
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foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved)